Wanted: Employee for Entry Level Position
The successful candidate will have a minimum of five years experience in a similar role, own their own transport, be related to someone I know and like, be proficient in Excel and kangaroo wrangling, have gold-plated nipples, and be willing to work full hours at minimum wage.
|6,014 notes||1:30pm, 01/10/2014||source: dignifiedrice via: oh-snap-pro-choice|
|Tags: job, now i can actually say, gpoy, .|
i just discovered “witches of east end” and just finished season 2 ep 1 and oh my god whose bright idea was it to introduce a blue live action soft core hentai tentacle monster-man and whose bright idea was it to 1) hire that writer and 2) keep that in the script and 3) LET THAT INTO THE FINAL CUT AND AIR ON TV
IT’S RATED PG13 FFS
|1 note||12:18am, 01/10/2014|
|Tags: witches of east end, woee, season 2 episode 1, fricking hentai tentacle soft core porn, .|
False rape accusations are an anomaly.
True rape accusations are a norm.
You’re, quite literally, more likely to be killed by a comet than falsely accused of rape.
Re-blog now, read later.
"Because 1 in 33 men will be raped in his lifetime, men are 82,000x more likely to be raped than falsely accused of rape. It seems many of us would do well to pay more attention to how rape culture affects us all than be paranoid about false accusers.”
|57,501 notes||12:06am, 01/10/2014||source: bansheeandahunter via: thorinsspookybuttcheek|
|Tags: rape culture, rape tw, rape cw, .|
"Maybe you’re not [heterosexual/homosexual/some kind of allosexual], maybe you’re just [insert love interests name]-sexual"
NO, NO THERE IS AN ACTUAL LEGITIMATE NAME FOR THAT
THERE IS A NAME FOR ONLY BE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THOSE YOU HAVE A DEEP EMOTIONAL BOND WITH
|80,823 notes||9:42pm, 30/09/2014||source: aqua-twin via: veraverorum|
|Tags: demi, ace, ace spectrum, ffs, ace erasure, .|
If you’re picky about cosplaying your body type, then you’ll love this guy!
Tis but a flesh wound
|42,310 notes||9:40pm, 30/09/2014||source: stunningpicture via: lambioni|
|Tags: cosplay, awesome, the black night, monty python, .|
IS THAT A GIF IN A GIF IN A GIF
This is officially the best thing on tumblr.
|171,681 notes||9:40pm, 30/09/2014||source: notthedisneyyourelookingfor via: charliechick117|
|Tags: yzma, kronk, chicha, emperor's new groove, gif, build a snowman :D, .|
Quite possibly the most offensive message I’ve ever received.
This is why no-one trusts men.
NO BUT THIS LITERALLY READS AS “HI, I’M A POTENTIAL MURDERER AND YOU SHOULD DATE ME”
STOP WHITE BOYS 2K14
why are people so stupid?!?!?
|47,706 notes||5:08pm, 30/09/2014||source: hell-is-okcupid via: lambioni|
|Tags: why no one trusts men, why no one trusts white men, in particular, .|
Germany was by no means an exception in terms of an ancient Black presence. There have been settlements of African people in that region from as far back as the Old Stone Age.
Black legions invaded Germany with Julius Caesar, and MacRitchie stated that certain Danish tribes in northwestern Germany were “like the Moors, black.”
In the 1940s, Joel Augustus Rogers found the coats-of-arms of many prominent German families bearing the head or body of a Moor, indicating a Black progenitor.
Anyone traveling in Coburg, Germany, will encounter the Coburg Moor, who is on the city arms and is the patron saint of the city. Believed to be the image of Saint Mauritius from Egypt, the oldest impression of the city seal dates back to the year 1521.
"but there are no black people inside the european continent"
my. big. fat. ass.
|527 notes||9:59am, 30/09/2014||source: jessehimself via: whitepeoplestealingculture|
|Tags: poc europe, germany, .|
“A flower does not think of competing to the flower next to it. It just blooms.”— Zen Shin Talks (via ohallwards)
|421,165 notes||9:49am, 30/09/2014||source: serymn via: xanthewalter|
|Tags: quote, while this is beautiful and all, biologically and evolutionarily false, .|
The automatic criminalization of black and brown bodies
it its COMPLETELY reasonable to be bother by a picture of white people with guns and you cannot convince me otherwise
i understand that the point is to point out prejudice and racism, but as a person who lives in a country with *gun control*, WHO GIVES GUNS TO KIDS ON XMAS?!?
|29,911 notes||9:36am, 30/09/2014||source: newwavefeminism via: reverseracism|
Marvel’s Coming Attractions
We’re there opening weekend. For every single one of these movies.
Yeah, the second I saw that sketch, I was like…. I would actually watch each and every one of these
same, same, damnit
PAM 2: THE WINTER PAM
I WOULD WATCH THAT
|8,078 notes||8:27am, 30/09/2014||source: peetahales via: thesmilingfish|
|Tags: snl, chriss pratt, funny, gif, the winter pam, .|
now,do we have a female version of this cos otherwise i’m not interested
|8,626 notes||8:18am, 30/09/2014||source: howtokillasuperhero via: lambioni|
Whoops this took a while to bring up haha
Fact from asexualfactoftheday.
i hereby pledge my undying loyalty to this
|288 notes||8:16am, 30/09/2014||source: theaceminds via: asexualfactoftheday|
|Tags: ace, aromantic, ahahaaa, ace art, .|