Wanted: Employee for Entry Level Position

dignifiedrice:

The successful candidate will have a minimum of five years experience in a similar role, own their own transport, be related to someone I know and like, be proficient in Excel and kangaroo wrangling, have gold-plated nipples, and be willing to work full hours at minimum wage.

i just discovered “witches of east end” and just finished season 2 ep 1 and oh my god whose bright idea was it to introduce a blue live action soft core hentai tentacle monster-man and whose bright idea was it to 1) hire that writer and 2) keep that in the script and 3) LET THAT INTO THE FINAL CUT AND AIR ON TV

IT’S RATED PG13 FFS

reflectingblue:

raakellars:

bansheeandahunter:

False rape accusations are an anomaly.

True rape accusations are a norm.

You’re, quite literally, more likely to be killed by a comet than falsely accused of rape.

Re-blog now, read later.

"Because 1 in 33 men will be raped in his lifetime, men are 82,000x more likely to be raped than falsely accused of rape. It seems many of us would do well to pay more attention to how rape culture affects us all than be paranoid about false accusers.”

aqua-twin:

"Maybe you’re not [heterosexual/homosexual/some kind of allosexual], maybe you’re just [insert love interests name]-sexual"

NO, NO THERE IS AN ACTUAL LEGITIMATE NAME FOR THAT

THERE IS A NAME FOR ONLY BE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THOSE YOU HAVE A DEEP EMOTIONAL BOND WITH 

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ilovestarkidtoomuch:

stunningpicture:

If you’re picky about cosplaying your body type, then you’ll love this guy!

Tis but a flesh wound

ilovestarkidtoomuch:

stunningpicture:

If you’re picky about cosplaying your body type, then you’ll love this guy!

Tis but a flesh wound

gethenian:

boltonsrepairshop:

IS THAT A GIF IN A GIF IN A GIF

This is officially the best thing on tumblr.

myfriendsneedtounfollowme:

helioscentrifuge:

princesskilljoy:

okcreepsters:

hell-is-okcupid:

Quite possibly the most offensive message I’ve ever received.

….Speechless.

This is why no-one trusts men.

NO BUT THIS LITERALLY READS AS “HI, I’M A POTENTIAL MURDERER AND YOU SHOULD DATE ME”STOP WHITE BOYS 2K14

why are people so stupid?!?!?

myfriendsneedtounfollowme:

helioscentrifuge:

princesskilljoy:

okcreepsters:

hell-is-okcupid:

Quite possibly the most offensive message I’ve ever received.

….Speechless.

This is why no-one trusts men.

NO BUT THIS LITERALLY READS AS “HI, I’M A POTENTIAL MURDERER AND YOU SHOULD DATE ME”

STOP WHITE BOYS 2K14

why are people so stupid?!?!?

jessehimself:

Germany
Germany was by no means an exception in terms of an ancient Black presence. There have been settlements of African people in that region from as far back as the Old Stone Age.
Black legions invaded Germany with Julius Caesar, and MacRitchie stated that certain Danish tribes in northwestern Germany were “like the Moors, black.”
In the 1940s, Joel Augustus Rogers found the coats-of-arms of many prominent German families bearing the head or body of a Moor, indicating a Black progenitor.
Anyone traveling in Coburg, Germany, will encounter the Coburg Moor, who is on the city arms and is the patron saint of the city. Believed to be the image of Saint Mauritius from Egypt, the oldest impression of the city seal dates back to the year 1521.

"but there are no black people inside the european continent"my. big. fat. ass.

jessehimself:

Germany

Germany was by no means an exception in terms of an ancient Black presence. There have been settlements of African people in that region from as far back as the Old Stone Age.

Black legions invaded Germany with Julius Caesar, and MacRitchie stated that certain Danish tribes in northwestern Germany were “like the Moors, black.”

In the 1940s, Joel Augustus Rogers found the coats-of-arms of many prominent German families bearing the head or body of a Moor, indicating a Black progenitor.

Anyone traveling in Coburg, Germany, will encounter the Coburg Moor, who is on the city arms and is the patron saint of the city. Believed to be the image of Saint Mauritius from Egypt, the oldest impression of the city seal dates back to the year 1521.

"but there are no black people inside the european continent"
my. big. fat. ass.

A flower does not think of competing to the flower next to it. It just blooms.

—  Zen Shin Talks (via ohallwards)
walkerflexxasranger:

newwavefeminism:

The automatic criminalization of black and brown bodies


naaah b.it its COMPLETELY reasonable to be bother by a  picture of white people with guns and you cannot convince me otherwise

i understand that the point is to point out prejudice and racism, but as a person who lives in a country with *gun control*, WHO GIVES GUNS TO KIDS ON XMAS?!?

walkerflexxasranger:

newwavefeminism:

The automatic criminalization of black and brown bodies

naaah b.

it its COMPLETELY reasonable to be bother by a picture of white people with guns and you cannot convince me otherwise

i understand that the point is to point out prejudice and racism, but as a person who lives in a country with *gun control*, WHO GIVES GUNS TO KIDS ON XMAS?!?

ittybittymanatee:

erindizmo:

nbcsnl:

Marvel’s Coming Attractions

We’re there opening weekend. For every single one of these movies.

Yeah, the second I saw that sketch, I was like…. I would actually watch each and every one of these

same, same, damnit

PAM 2: THE WINTER PAM
I WOULD WATCH THAT

coelasquid:

howtokillasuperhero:

Muscle guide by Body Type
HOT.

Cool


well donenow,do we have a female version of this cos otherwise i’m not interested

coelasquid:

howtokillasuperhero:

Muscle guide by Body Type

HOT.

Cool

well done
now,do we have a female version of this cos otherwise i’m not interested

asexualfactoftheday:

theaceminds:

Whoops this took a while to bring up haha
Fact from asexualfactoftheday.


i hereby pledge my undying loyalty to this

asexualfactoftheday:

theaceminds:

Whoops this took a while to bring up haha

Fact from asexualfactoftheday.

i hereby pledge my undying loyalty to this

thisbridgecalledmyback:

frankoceanfanclub:

That Sam Pepper crying video is the funniest shit I ever seen

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